Hotdogs and pizza or some combination thereof

What a fine day for science. My birthday is also on today. I called some network execs and they said that they are going to run a special episode of DH for me. I thought that was pretty swell. I'm planning on eating some cake when I get home and doing some reading of bookages.

What I hope I get for my birthday is a gamecube, some white binders, a pack of wedgecaps, a bottle of old harper, some illegal fireworks, post-its, melt the guns, gogurt, slubway and Jared Fogle. Did you know that I saw him in person one time? He was sitting outside of a furniture store for fat people.

But I digress. The real issue here is that Fogle is a corporate stooge who's been packaged, bought and paid for by the Slubway of America foundation. Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green...