Little dogs

It's no secret that little dogs are stupid. Just stop for a second and look at a little dog. Look into those blank eyes. Stare at it's stupified expression. You know there isn't alot going on between those ears. I guess the same could be said of most dogs, but for some reason, bigger dogs look smarter. Anyway, every few days, some lady who works here brings in this little dauschund (sp?) that is always wearing a stupid sweater. I'm just sitting at my desk working on some stupid paperwork when this little dog shows up and starts licking my foot. I can hear the lady calling for her dog in the background, but she's not anywhere to be seen. "Alex-where are you? Mommy is looking for you." Gaaaah, it makes me sick. So this stupid little dog has gone under my desk and the lady walks past me not seeing her "child" hiding. The way the office is set up, I figure I have about 6 minutes before the lady comes back. I grabbed the dumb little dog and hogtied it with some telephone cable that's sitting at my desk (I have a dead phone). Then I took it's sweater off (it was just a clip on variety, not the kind that goes around it's legs) and wrapped it around it's head and cinched it really tight with the clips. Then I tossed it out in the main area where I listened to it whimper until it was rescued by it's worried "parent".

Alright, so it didn't really happen like that. And even little dogs are ok most of the time, but I don't care for animals coming to work. Unless it was Benji: The Hunger.