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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Well, you know what they say: TV always wins the souls of men. I started watching a new show last night called SuperNanny. It's a good show about Nanny-ing. Subsequently, all 3 of my siblings look very much like Jo Frost aka Supernanny. But it is mainly my eldest brother who really wins for looking the most like Supernanny.

So in this episode, the family was a good family. The mom cared about her kids, but she just liked to dress trampy or tarty as they say in Hmong. I'm sure many of you are wondering why the lack of blox'x this week, so here's my answer. I remember one night when I lived with my parents. We were watching X-Files. Well, I was at least in the room, it was the episode called "The Killer Flukes from Outer Space". So the flukes would somehow get inside either by eating one of them directly or as a garnish or side dish and then they would come out through your mouth, but kill you in the process. Well I went to bed dreaming of killer flukes and bee people. In the dead of night, I chance to use the bathroom and lo and behold, there was a fluke, a killer fluke, right on the bathroom floor. Having watched X-Files, I knew how to deal with killer flukes. I rushed back to my room to retrieve the one thing that flukes feared most: a left-handed hockey stick. I slashed and bashed, sawed and clod at the fearsome fluke. Convinced that I ended its reign of terror, I retired to my boudoiure. That morning I rushed to the bathroom to ensure of the death of the mighty fluke, but it was gone. In it's place was a fluke shaped leaf.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

This is inflammatory!! I can't believe you mercilessly killed the fluke. What about the prime directive!!

February 2, 2005 at 6:31 PM

 

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