That little dog from the beforetime

That dog was here again. It was pooing everywhere too. On the floor, on people's keyboards, in their coffee and on their pop-tarts or toaster streudel. So I grabbed that stupid dog by the back legs and stapled his ass shut. Hahahaha, that line is so hilarious. That's one of my favorite lines from The Burbs. Actually, Smeagol told me to say that.

Smeaking of Speagol, has anyone noticed that Smeagol doesn't blox anymore? What's the matter there? Too kool for life? I was watching Space Ghost the other day, it was the one where the Wonder Twins sue Space Ghost over child labor laws. It was really funny. Almost as funny as the time I threw the little dog off the 4th floor balconey of my apartment complex. That was so funny!