Why I don't blog during the week

It's time. It's time for you to know. It's time for you know to everything. I can't blog at work anymore because of the recent internet crack. Down. So the system admin came up to me and said, "Have you seen that little dog? Oh by the way, don't blog anymore." So that being said, I said, "Yeah, I Fedex'd the little dog to Borneo this morning. But don't worry, I insured it for 11 pesos. As for blogging, why don't you blow it out your ear, crapface." With that he said, Maybe I will, GOSH! Anyway, don't be discouraged. The blog will go forth. Blogging has not seen the twilight of it's usefulness anymore than Smeagol has seen a legitimate hotdog pizza.