Why I don't use my blog to make money

Making money on the internet is for dorks and rich people. Why should I make money with my mind when I can earn a hard living everyday like everybody else. Except some I know named...Hahahaha, you thought I was going to name Roger Harrison. Oooops. Sorry Roger. I know you're a stupid loser, but I didn't want to publish your name on the internet, but it sort of just came out. What can I do? Now everybody knows you're a slacker.

I was thinking about games this afternoon because when I get homne from work it's the afternoon. I like that about my job, but that means I have to leave in the morning at 5am and that I don't like so much.

Another thing I like about my job is that they buy me things like a 6x8 intous 3 tablet. This employer will remain nameless except that they are the largest retailer on the planet earth and thus in whole galaxy and their name rhymes with wal-mart. That's right, I work for Walmart, except I'm only kidding because when did Walmart ever do anything nice for any of their employees except make 6 of them 6 of the 10 richest people on earth. And nobody even cares about that.

When in Rome, do as the Romans; ride vespas and drink italian soda and eat italian ice cream. Those are my final words of wisdom until I write more words of wisdom.