Dog tossing

That title reminds of the time I tossed a dog off of a 3rd story balcony.  That was so awesome, not because the dog was fine, but because of the personal growth I felt that day;  the child had become a man.  The following takes place between a pound of almond bark and  rich chocolate ovaltine.  I would like to pose a question to the so-called "blogosphere", which could be the most meaningless word ever conceived by the way.  So everyone in the blogosphere, what makes your opinion so special that your opinion must be heard and even have it enshrined in a personal webspace?  I blog as well, you're right, but only because I'm trying to destroy blogging as an activity.  It's me against the blogosphere. 

Even better than the fake thing

The post of this blog title is what in blogoworld is known as a mistypical error.  It's when you mean to say one thing, but you are trying to say something that means simliar and you end up with switched words which the mean the opposite of what you weren't trying to say with the other word.  Why so serious.  I'm dead serious, let me reassure you.  Zoo Station.  In the words of legendary comedian Bob Dillon, "Why so serious?"  This site will Rickroll you right off your chair.

 

This is what is known as Blockquote text.  It's a useful tool for Progressional Bloggers who need to hide behind someone else's opinion because the Professional Blogger is incapable of putting enough words together to create a cohesive idea.

The all-new all-different all-boring Xmen

Dreamworks vs Pixar is an easy debate.  Pixar wins.  Madagascar 2 vs. Wall*E is easy.   Wall*E wins.  But even though some people are uncomfortable with the large man hippo in Madagascar because he challenges their sexuality, it was an entertaining movie.  But what will the future hold for Pixar?  Will their upcoming Marines vs. Aliens be as successful as the original Alien-the grippingest scifi ever created?  Now I'd like switch gears and talk about Pixar.  Yes, Monstaar's Inc. was terrible as everybody knows and agrees, but technically, it achieved, where it did not achieve entertainmentally.  There's a part in that movie where the big guy was in the snow and the snow was stucked to his fur.  That part was very technical.  Now I'd like to switch gears and talk about Pixar.  Their UPcoming movie is called Up.  If you notice, I capitulized the UP in the word UPcoming because the name of the movie is Up.  It's a straight to DVD release so we can be assured that it will be as good as all the other straight to DVD releases like Space Buddies and Beverly Hills Chihuahua and many other pointless movies starring talking dogs.  Now I'd like to switch gears and talk about shooting dogs with a slingshot.  That is a painful thing to do to a dog, which is why you don't aim for the eyes, but instead, go for the broadside.  This is also painful to the dog, but it brings joy to both the dog owner and the slingshot owner as well as the dog. 

Rasum Lasum Shaduslusum Li

Those are some lyrics I heard in an Enya song once.  Why so serious.  I'll tell you why.  Because Enya is serious.  And her music is for no joke.  I was tranducing media from my computer to awesome PS3 last night and I dawned on me how awesome that is.  Blog FA 2009 continues to go well, now that I blog again in an attempt to destroy blogging as a legitimate form of communication.  I'm going to make a shirt that says "Losers Tweet, Real Losers Blog."  Hahaha, that's so serious.  I mean funny.  I don't have a tweeter account because if I wanted a pointless message that was only 11 words long, I'd pick up the phone, dial 411 and sign up for PhoneSpam.  Tweeter is the same as spam.  Spam the byproduct of the email explosion, not Spam, the potted meat food product.  I heard some science news that goes something like this:

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

We have to keep doing the science.  Last night I played guitar like Eddie Van Halen.  Why so serious.

Tonight on Masterpiece

Another prententious British movie.  But I watched it anyway.  But I don't remember anything about it, especially the performances of the eventually heavily over-breathing Daniel Potter-Radcliffe.  I did watch a very good trumpet player with the last name Botti on another night sometime last week.  I was thinking I should get a trumpet.  I was doing some fan-art last night and I was thinking that everyone on the internet should see my work because I'm so good.  That is what is known as a tranducitive comment.  When you say something that could apply to multiple dimensions at the exact same point in time across all times.  That's a transducitive comment.  Because in another dimensions, I'm a famous fan-artist and in another dimension I'm a famous washcloth.

The internet is dead

I'm not saying I want the internet to go away entirely.  I just want to purge from it all the pointless meaningless junk that so many people now waste their time, not to mention mine.  Lets get rid of everything social networking, blogs, harry potter anything, WOW forums, youtube and her clones, 4chan and everything like unto it, all fanart, stupid classmates.com, online dating, pretty much everything.  Who needs that garbage?  Lets use the internet for what it was truly intended--playing first person shooters and bullying people.  Now that's out of the way I can move on to more important things, like hairclips and headbands.

2009 Progger Awards

The Progger (Proggy) award is given to Professional Bloggers.  If you would like to be considered for a Proggy, all you have to do is continue writing pompous windbag blog entries.  If it's pompous enough, I'll send you a Proggy.  And since most are, I anticipate giving out many many Proggies this year.  Far more than last year, for certain.  On another note, there seems to be some confusion about the posting of the past 5 blog entries.  That's just an observation.  And now for some science news, even though newspapers all over the country are going out of business, you can always count on The Green Bottle to bring you the hard hitting, unapolagetic investigatory journalism and pet stories that you've come to know and trust.

Sent from my iphone

Haha yeah right. But I did send this from a mobile device. But don't worry, I still loathe Rachel R. just as much now more than ever. YUMMO TO THE MAAX!!