The all-new all-different all-boring Xmen

Dreamworks vs Pixar is an easy debate.  Pixar wins.  Madagascar 2 vs. Wall*E is easy.   Wall*E wins.  But even though some people are uncomfortable with the large man hippo in Madagascar because he challenges their sexuality, it was an entertaining movie.  But what will the future hold for Pixar?  Will their upcoming Marines vs. Aliens be as successful as the original Alien-the grippingest scifi ever created?  Now I'd like switch gears and talk about Pixar.  Yes, Monstaar's Inc. was terrible as everybody knows and agrees, but technically, it achieved, where it did not achieve entertainmentally.  There's a part in that movie where the big guy was in the snow and the snow was stucked to his fur.  That part was very technical.  Now I'd like to switch gears and talk about Pixar.  Their UPcoming movie is called Up.  If you notice, I capitulized the UP in the word UPcoming because the name of the movie is Up.  It's a straight to DVD release so we can be assured that it will be as good as all the other straight to DVD releases like Space Buddies and Beverly Hills Chihuahua and many other pointless movies starring talking dogs.  Now I'd like to switch gears and talk about shooting dogs with a slingshot.  That is a painful thing to do to a dog, which is why you don't aim for the eyes, but instead, go for the broadside.  This is also painful to the dog, but it brings joy to both the dog owner and the slingshot owner as well as the dog.