Walking on broken glass

I had 2 hotdogs for lunch today. It didn't really feel like I was walking on broken glass, but I'm willing to try new things. I have company coming today. It should be a fun weekend. In other news, fanfiction is so dumb. If you are going to write a fanfiction, please make sure it doesn't suck. In other news, it probably will suck, so don't write it.