Blogably
Everyone knows that I make the best new words. Blogably is the word you use when you want to tell someone that you are "probably going to blog". You don't have to be rich, just smart.
Anyway, by now everyone knows what I already have known and that is that Ashleeton Smint is a hack. A no-talent, prefab, idiot hack. I've been saying it four years at least. Here something that i'd like to say. My typing skillz have gone down the proverbial garbage disposal. I can feel my fingers getting thicker everyday due to lack of mousercize. Speaking of mouces, have you seen Hamtaro and the Ham Ham's? I wish I had a group of magic rodents to do my bidding and exact vengeance upon my enemies.
In other news, I have a job. In other news, I'm pretty happy about it. It's not in games, but you know what they say: Sometimes, you can't have everything you want.
Ashlle Simpson has her songs baked right into her crusty brain! But since it's surrounded by all the layers upon layers of cheesy pasta, she couldn't remember the song and so had to cue up the track in the magic speakers. What a stupid girl. She needs to go back to school. The school of hard knocks for stupid idiots.
4 Comments:
There won't be much gathering around the crusty Ashlee stuff anymore!
October 24, 2004 at 10:11 PM
Gather 'round the Ashlee stupidness! It's the good stuff kids go for. Actually, what I'd really like is for this to be the first nail in the coffin of all teen crap music. That would be awesome to the meatbees cubed to the max of the sweetbees EXTREMEM! Blogably.
October 24, 2004 at 11:02 PM
My name is Rob.
October 25, 2004 at 1:44 PM
This Ashlee Simpson menagerie will probably have just the opposite attack. She will probably blame it on the pressure to be like her sister and then you'll read on the Enquirer "Ashlee's Health Drove Her to Lipsync". Then we'll have to hear about her hospitalization for Lipsyncing disease, then there will be a new foundation to help lipsyncers everywhere. After that she'll get gastric by-pass. Then "LSD" (LipSyncing Disease) will be covered by Medicare and all other insurance, which will increase all of our insurance premiums because there will be a rash of previously undiagnosed cases come to light with annoucement of paid-for treatment that includes free booze and marijuana to help calm the nervous lipsyncer.
All of this and Ashlee's defiant defense of her new art saying, "You people don't know how hard it is to dance and pretend to sing at the same time", as she bursts into tears and runs from the press. The press softens their take on her and pave her way to the first Emmy award for best trashy lipsynced album.
So you see, this will affect all of us, but we just don't understand how much.
October 26, 2004 at 1:12 AM
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