The Badness Index

There comes a part in every bloxxer's life where they have experienced the majority of life's experiences. This is my situation, of course. And to that end, it has come to my attention that many many people, real and non-real, would like me to compile a Badness Index to index all of life's badness. It's a simple idea, really. So without further ergo, Frumix and Associates is proud to present the 92th Tri-Annual Badness Index. 0 means bad--1000 means worse.

Leprechaun 4: In Space--977
(Insert movie or people or Stars! here) On Ice--456
Star Trek 5--311
The "Mixed Up World" video, submitted by Smeagol--9
"Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia--762
Paul Hamm--9.0
The Skulls--880
Jeepers Creepers--881
Ashlee Simpsons music--966
Skippy Peanut Butter commercials--351
Country Crock commercials--746
Calling Castle Wolfenstein "Wolfheiser" for the first year it was out...priceless
A (insert celebrity of the moment) Christmas--302
Internet Appliances--7
Shore Acres--2
All the new reality shows--689
GooGoo Dolls lyrics "What you feel is what you are"...?--415
"Progressive" music from 1989-1991--107
Taking Algebra I 3 years in Highschool plus 2 summer terms and then 2 semesters in college--999

And there you have it. Everything in the universe classified by its badness rating. Thanks goes to Frumix.