I am king here

I used to say that, but then, Frumix painted a glorious painting with those very words on it and thus, my catchphrase was stolen. So I invented a new catchphrase: So slide over here, and give me a moment, I've got to let you know, I've got to let you know...Yes sir, I've been saying that for years.

In movie news today, EA continues to monopolize the game industry. They recently bought 20% of Ubi, another larger developer, publisher. I predict that in 6 years, EA will be considered a media conglomerate.

So in game news today, Willy Wonka: The New Adventures of Charlie Bucket is coming to theatres as early as yesterday. I did see a production still and I must say that it looks pretty dorkus borkus. I just can't figure out who decided to use Donahue as Wonka. It just doesn't fit.

Actually today's "Hip Headline" goes to CBS who will bring back America's favorite CG primetime Sitcom, "Father of the Pride". Speaking for myself, but not truthfully, I think that show is wildy original and originally funny and funnily quirky. And to quote the 7up guy and the black teacher from Evolution, "This is the same quality animation you see in films". I'd just like to make a short addendum to that last statement: Actually, it's not. The Backyardigans has better animation and it's cuter and they have better adventures.

In conclorian, we here at The Green Bottle would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas Sagat.