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Monday, December 13, 2004

If I had a glass of water for everytime someone asked to borrow a highlighter...

I'd be swimming in water! So I'm working on increasing my bo staff skills because that's a hot skills to have in the job market this days. Other important skills to have are paper-pushing skills and meaningless paperwork skills. Paper skills are HOT HOT HOT! Other things that are hot are gloves, worker bees and sweetbees. I'm at work right now so keep this blog on the DL if you know what I be sayin'. I still don't have a job in the gamingtastic industry, but really, who cares. Well, I care for one thing. I'm starting a new level using the powerful and delicious Far Cry engine.

Last night as I was enjoying the new hit show DH, I was thinking to myself, I'm really just watching a daytime show at night with outside lighting and better acting. But really, it's just the same. There is people getting killed, crazy monkeys, alliances, boardrooms, monkeys, crazy old cat ladies, sex, implied and actual, cheating, crazy monkeys and teri hatcher. I don't want to be known as someone who watches essentially, the new Dynasty and Dallas, so I'm seriously considering nixing it from my tv repitwaw.

In other news, nobody blogs anymore. But I guess I could see that one coming. What with all the trash campaigning against bloxxing that have been slung by the mudslingers Smeagol and Frumix. Hey, if you aren't against bloxxing, you're for bloxxing. It's as simple as that or possibly as simple as stoicheometry. I think that's what it's called anyway, you know, with the moles of this and 6.02x10 to the negative 23rd. What a fine day for science.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jules said...

DH is like ice cream. Except you watch it, not eat it.

December 13, 2004 at 7:10 PM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

Can you make yourself fly with a mirror Mr. Stoicyochemistry?

I agree, you like the night-time soaps like Raymond, and King of Queens, and Blossom.

December 14, 2004 at 2:15 AM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

But especially Blossom.

December 14, 2004 at 2:15 AM

 

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