The question to end all questions. Or answers. Whatever.

Why do pretty girls date loser guys? That is the question that will be unanswered the duration of the remainder of time. Speaking of time, did you know that time slows down as you approach warp factor 9? Yeah, I was watching Star Trek this one time and they got stuck in this parallel dimension/multi-verse and time slowed down, but not before the crazy Captain Kirk jumped through into our world. It was pretty cool. You know...people say that Crazy Captain Kirk is still here...somewhere...waiting for his time to rise up and take control...

In other news, I'm only going to watch 2 hours of tv a week max to give me more time to play games and kill videogames characters.