I like to Madagascar

I'm just sitting around watching my kid watch Madagascanner. Before that I was just sitting with my new daughter watching Dumbo. She wasn't watching it though, she was sleeping and I was trying to, but I couldn't because of the noise of the other kids watching some stuff or something.

So today is the start of my new blox philospony. I am going to use my blox for the good of all mankind. By this I mean that this blox will become a central hub in the fight against the interplanatic quest bonker. And that's how I will make everything better.

So far nobody has commented on my stumblepage. I thought someone would have made a comment by now, but that's fine. Oh well. I'm so tired because of the not sleeping of my daughter and also the fact that I'm sitting here typing and not sleeping. I'm going to work tomorrow too. What a great thing that is. I'm also going to go back to school I hope for an animatronics degree so I can make robots.

I was taking a nap

But then I woke up. The reason was that I wanted to play Oblivion. And so I did. It was fun. I ran into some big ice creatures that I can only guess are the Atronachs from Morrowind, only bigger and meaner looking. So with a quick fireball blast that was uneffective, I ran off into the forests seeking shelter.

In other news, I'm so tired. I might have nap again. But I also must feed. I wonder if that is whats happening in Pulse. Maybe all the E-Zombies come out and eat all the people. I wonder if you can order E-Zombies from Amazon.zom.

I might have to reboot in a few minutes. I used to watch Reboot. "Incoming Game." I wonder who won Mainframe. Megabyte or Gigabyte or whatever that girl's name is. Oh wait, Hexagon, I think. I'm thinking about going back to school. But I will be onlining the whole process because I'm going to go to online school, or E-School, as it's also known. I'm going to be a drawer and draw anime and post that anime on fanart sites all over the world. BRAN MUFFIN ATTACK!

That is my favorite piece of fanart. I saw it on fanart-central. You should search for it on fanart-central. It's tasting history!

I don't feel like verificating anything

Bloggle keeps asking me to verificate myself so I can post these blxx'x. I was at work today for about 2 hours. Then I came home and instead of continuing to work, I played Oblivision for a couple of hours, well I guess just one hour. I got whooped by a wolf, again, but I leveled up. How cool is that? I bet it is so cool.

I haven't seen any good movies lately. I've seen tons of movies, but no good ones. Especially not Lord of War. What a waste of a movie. I thought it was so boring. For the first time in my entire life, I wanted my 3 hours back. But they didn't come back. So I wished even more and more to the Blue Time Fairy. She said I could have my 3 hours back so guess what that means to you? I just saved your life, in the future. Well, the future as I know it which is actually your past because I went back in time thus proving that time is relative. Even now, for me, time is not passing. It is for you, because you are reading my bloxxks, but it's still 4:30 for me. It's later for you though, because time passes for you, whereas it doesn't for me.

In other time news, I think that one girl on Law and Order finally got the chop. I bet she's moving to bigger and better things. Marjorista Hishgajorjay. Actually, I bet she's the new host on Deal or No Deal. What a great show that is. DOND is a show based on nothing more than having a group of fat people get up on stage and pretend to be hosting their own game show. The real host, played by George Carlin, just stands around looking amused at the fat people until he is prompted to ask them, DOND? At that point the fat people trade hi-fives and hugs like it's The Biggest Loser. That's pretty much it. There is no cash involved, no questions, no puzzles, no wheels, no double jeopardy, no Bob Barker, no shopping carts, no couples, no weakest links, no idols, no castaways, no Globetrotters, no Star Jones, no Win Ben Steins Money, no iPods, nothing. It's just pretty much nothing. Like Seinfeld, except without all that really funny stuff that always happens on Seinfeld.

I remember this one time in Creative Writing in high school, we had to write a group story. Ours was awesome because it was really funny and vulgar. I bet it was so funny and vulgar. Oh crap, the verificating police have finally found me. Hahaha, I'm just kidding. There's probably no such thing. But there is such thing as Oxyclean with Billy Mays. Did you know you can get all your long distance for a buck?

I've got your word verification right here

Try verifying this word: Slither. That's right. It doesn't compute. Doesn't drain the beat of the pop-culture phenom license either. You know what I'm talking about. I was reading a review of this one movie called Slither and it sounds dumb. I bet it is dumb. For anyone that plays Oblivision, you will know that I also play Oblivision because I have infiltrested your dreams with my sonic beat rhapsody GO-TIME! That game is awesome. I was playing it this one time and it was so awesome. I bet it is so awesome.

Last season on the apprentice, there was this contestant, who, pardon my play on words, was a "contestant" on another hit reality show, The Olympics. Actually, it was Miss USA I think. She went to the final 4 or something but when they asked her a question about who the bestest woman alive was, her answer was so stupid. I bet it was so stupid, like stupid stuff.