I don't feel like verificating anything

Bloggle keeps asking me to verificate myself so I can post these blxx'x. I was at work today for about 2 hours. Then I came home and instead of continuing to work, I played Oblivision for a couple of hours, well I guess just one hour. I got whooped by a wolf, again, but I leveled up. How cool is that? I bet it is so cool.

I haven't seen any good movies lately. I've seen tons of movies, but no good ones. Especially not Lord of War. What a waste of a movie. I thought it was so boring. For the first time in my entire life, I wanted my 3 hours back. But they didn't come back. So I wished even more and more to the Blue Time Fairy. She said I could have my 3 hours back so guess what that means to you? I just saved your life, in the future. Well, the future as I know it which is actually your past because I went back in time thus proving that time is relative. Even now, for me, time is not passing. It is for you, because you are reading my bloxxks, but it's still 4:30 for me. It's later for you though, because time passes for you, whereas it doesn't for me.

In other time news, I think that one girl on Law and Order finally got the chop. I bet she's moving to bigger and better things. Marjorista Hishgajorjay. Actually, I bet she's the new host on Deal or No Deal. What a great show that is. DOND is a show based on nothing more than having a group of fat people get up on stage and pretend to be hosting their own game show. The real host, played by George Carlin, just stands around looking amused at the fat people until he is prompted to ask them, DOND? At that point the fat people trade hi-fives and hugs like it's The Biggest Loser. That's pretty much it. There is no cash involved, no questions, no puzzles, no wheels, no double jeopardy, no Bob Barker, no shopping carts, no couples, no weakest links, no idols, no castaways, no Globetrotters, no Star Jones, no Win Ben Steins Money, no iPods, nothing. It's just pretty much nothing. Like Seinfeld, except without all that really funny stuff that always happens on Seinfeld.

I remember this one time in Creative Writing in high school, we had to write a group story. Ours was awesome because it was really funny and vulgar. I bet it was so funny and vulgar. Oh crap, the verificating police have finally found me. Hahaha, I'm just kidding. There's probably no such thing. But there is such thing as Oxyclean with Billy Mays. Did you know you can get all your long distance for a buck?