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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I've got your word verification right here

Try verifying this word: Slither. That's right. It doesn't compute. Doesn't drain the beat of the pop-culture phenom license either. You know what I'm talking about. I was reading a review of this one movie called Slither and it sounds dumb. I bet it is dumb. For anyone that plays Oblivision, you will know that I also play Oblivision because I have infiltrested your dreams with my sonic beat rhapsody GO-TIME! That game is awesome. I was playing it this one time and it was so awesome. I bet it is so awesome.

Last season on the apprentice, there was this contestant, who, pardon my play on words, was a "contestant" on another hit reality show, The Olympics. Actually, it was Miss USA I think. She went to the final 4 or something but when they asked her a question about who the bestest woman alive was, her answer was so stupid. I bet it was so stupid, like stupid stuff.

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