In the blogginning

Before there were blogs, there were frogs. And before there were frogs there were Rachel Rays, you get the idea. It's not like somebody just went on Rachel Ray's show and said hey Rachel, you are so smart, can you please endorse my footpowder? It also tastes great on boiled eggs benedict sourcrauwt surprise! Rachel was so ennamoured with the idea that she said...well, you get the idea. In other news, Global Warming has been proved to be completely bogus. Take that you stupid gullible hosers. Green whatever. Happy Feet whatever. Climate change is about as real as Rachel Ray winning the golden glove award for journalism. Global Warming: It's an inconvenient bogusness.