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Saturday, January 09, 2010

The CarniWilsonCode

it's hard working in an office where people talk.  In other news people who use Twitter are called Twits.  People who blog are called idiots.  Hahahahaha.  It takes one to know one losers!  Oh wait, that means that I am also one of you people.  People who use Facebook are called Faces and people who use MySpace are called Sexual Predators.  I have approximately 15 blogs entries to publish, but I haven't done it yet, so this will look like I posted everything on a single day, which is my intention since I wrote all of these on a single day as well.  In other news, on Celetwitty Deathface Sarah The 30 Minute Phenom Yummo is going up against Jared Fogle in the first televised "Eat Off."  They have to consume each other and the first person who devours the other person wins.  The last time there was a televised "Eat Off", Carni Wilson had to devour Ricki Lake.  They both lost.  There are some lyrics of a certain song and they go like this "I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs, I'm tossing out punch lines that were never there."  Have you ever stopping to thoughts about what that meanned?  I think it has something to do with Carni Wilson and the CarniCode.

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