The Futuresphere

I'm not in it to win it anymore.  I find no enjoyment being better than everyone else the way I used to find enjoyment.  Oh check out my new twitbook.  You can read about what I ate for mid-morning snack, when I go to the bathroom, what the person who is looking at me and talking is talking about and so much more.  I call it Twits for Dummies.  Now that twitter is the new way to communicate, I won't need to use my mouth.  And as we as a species begin to stop talking, our mouths will become vestigal.  Mouths will devolve into more of an opening, which is just the right shape for a straw which all of our nurishment will eventually come from.  If any of these frightening visions of the future frighten you, you should be frightened.  I've been to the future.