The rebirth

I've decided to create a sound and sensible blog posting, for all the haysayers that do nothing but eat hay and talk about how I can't do this or that.  First of all, my new computer is smashtastic and tackles all incoming games.  Incoming game.  That is a funny transducitive comment.  I was meaning to talk about something, but my words got mixed up and now they mean the opposite of what I was originally not talking about.  These things just work themselves out though.  Lets see, what else can I talk about besides those 2 doughheads on FoodTV...I went to subway and enjoyed a delicious "steak" and cheese subway sandwich.  They actually made it pretty good, it hearkened back to the beforetime when they actually did pile stuff on them and it was a struggle, a downright struggle, to fit it all into the bun.  I was pleased with the results.  Speaking of struggles, I struggle to see why the Wachowskis desired to fork up what could have been the best movie trilogy of all time, The Matrices.  The first one was so ground-breaking and awesome that it changed cinema.  The other two were so ridiculously terrible, they reversed all the awesomeness of the first one and now the whole series is a big joke.  That is tragic.  But lets move on.  The destiny of this blog is to become the number one blog in the world.  But in order to make this happen, I need focus and clarity and lots of popular search phrases.  Why so serious?