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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Everyday Loathing

I was thinking about something as I was watching an episode of Everyday Iltalian with Giacomino Geppetto, the hostess.  She was talking, and I've blogged about this before, and every 10th word of her mouths was either "nice" or "basically" and it was usually in some form of succession or another.  For instance, "Basically, this is going to add a nice creamy flavor" as she adds, guess what, cream to some little italian pastries which she also described as nice and light.  How about this-"This is going to add a nice salty flavor to the panini" as she sprinkles, right again, salt, into the panini which also housed a cantelope wedge, which she described as a nice cantelope flavor.  She is so innoucous, I can't tell if I loathe her or if she puts me to sleep.  But, oh wait, yes I do know, it's loathing.  The way I loathe myself.  In other news, I was watching Rachel Ray add EVOO to something that was so non-nutritive, I'm surprised the SEC hasn't revoked her TV Cheffing license.  "The first thing I'm going to do is add some EVOO.  Just heat that up and Yummo!  You have your first part of this meal!"  The second part involved roe syrup on deep fried Slimjims wrapped in potato skin pancakes.  YUMMO!  I hope you find that as you continue reading my weblog or weblog for short, you will find that my weblog or weblog for short seems to be more coherent. 

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