If you wanna be my elephonker

When you hear the word "Elephonk", what comes to mind?  Well, for me, it was the time that Guido McDorkus was cooking Elephonk Truffles on her show, Everyday Idiocy and she said, "This is going to add a nice Elephonk flavor to the truffles."  Then the camera filpped to a new scene of her in a club with some of her girlfriends and they drinking.  Yeah, we get it, you're so cool and italian that you get yourself filmed drinking some orangetinis.  Lets all fall down and worship you for your amazing cooking skills and also your taste in fruity alcoholic beverages.  I heard she was either getting married or is married to a football star.  I hope they like the words "nice" and "basically."  In other cooking news, Coke actually is it.  In more tire news, people that use tires on their vehicles have a greater chance of moving than those that try to modify their gastanks with a scam water powered fuel cells.  It's a scam people, I've confirmed with a highly published, highly decorated mechanical engineer.  He reviewed the proposal and then used the magic science to defirm that you can't in fact not run a vehicle that isn't powered by not water.  In other news, vanpooling takes less time that carpooling, but both of those activies take longer than blogging a decent, coherent blog post, which is why there are so few of those on the  nintendernet.