Today on a very special episode of The Green Bottle

I sent my last post from a mobile device, but the way that posting to your blog, or bloasting, is handled by this application, it will not show that I did that last.  It will show what I did next but not in the right place.  Which is the last place.  This is simliar to the way Sarah 30 Minute Mummo goes about doing things wrong, but not on purpose.  She does things wrong because she is stupid.  It's not personal though, I just don't like her as a person.  In other cooking news, Bobby Flay is turning into the male Sarah Yummo.  He's got a ways to go, but I can see it forming.  I also saw someone make macaroni and cheese that was 2000 calories per serving.  That kind has 15 different cheeses, but can you really even tell the difference between real cheese and kraft cheese powder?  I know i can't.  I enjoy making macaroni and cheese but only if it is cooked al dente which means, by a dentist.  In other news, on the way home from work today I'm stopping to buy my new playstation 3 game called Sarah Yummo Dances to the Hits.  My other dancing based game, The Spice Girls Game, is so awesome it will rickroll you right out of your rickroll.  I was reading some old blogs by other people this weekend and it was pathetic.  Not the people, the blogs.  And the people.  I've been told many times my fascination with Yummos is greater than my fascination with Jared Fogle.  But all I can say is "The Pants Don't Lie".  If the Fogle ate slubway for every meal for 2 weeks and lost 300 pounds, anyone can.  Just don't add anything to your turkey and cheese nice and spicy chipotle.  Slubway--it does a body slub.