30 Minute Blogs

Today on 30 Minute Massacre Meals, Rachel McYummo is making a split pea and cottage cheese waffle with whey syrup and roe polenta cracklins.  YUMMO ARE YOU SO SERIOUS?!  Seriously though, that's so yummo.  I keep thinking about the connection between Rachel TheYummo Ray and the cloverfield monsters.  Both things cook things that look like themselves.  Both things should have been big tentacled creatures.  Both things have ear parasites that are also edible.  And both things currently have an overrated cooking/talk show.  Ha Rachel, I'm just teasing about that last one.