Progging

It's no secret that my goal is to become a pro blogger, which is actually going to happen right...almost...almost...one sec...annnnnd...I'm a pro blogger now.  Because that's about all it really takes.  Some other things I'm also a pro at:  spray bottle spraying, daydreaming, abstract theorizing on abstract theories and I also like Disney movies, but at the pro level.  Now I just need all that sweet moola to start pouring in my inbox.  You pro bloggers, why so serious?  We were all waiting for your opinion all these years and now, thanks to the miracle of people with nothing better to do, we can browse your brilliant opinions at length and according to our own leisure.  Oh wait, I forgot this was the entry where I talk about politics because I know so much about it.  So President M. Jackson cristened his new ship the, well I can't say the name.  Oh wait, you dead MJ!