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Hotdogs and frogdogs are my new favorite foods.  Frogdogs are like hotdogs except you stuff the hotdog skin with live frogs and watch it hop around.  You're free to eat it if you want.  Whose cuisine rains supreme?  Mine does of course, the eccentric quadrillionaire and founder of kitchen stadium.  Please let me enjoy my pepper in peace.  Red the blood of angry food, black the dark of ages past.  In other news I scored the part of the angry witch in Les Miserable, which being translated means "This play will make you miserable".  I've been in too many plays to now just turn a blind eye when I hear something that is out of tune in a play or out of sync with the rythym of the play or even out of character with set design.  I have to intervene.  I have to macrograde.  I cannot just "peel the orange" like before.  I must refill the pen with more than just catgut.  I do all this, all of this, in an effort to make the play "become the last leaf on the pine tree" and rise to tethered windows on the back of a giant otterpop.  With my help and inspiration, any play can become a better play, or more accurately, a better ragtime quiz festival of wheels and motion.