Socialitism vs. Cheetos

It's not easy bein' freezy.  I only say this because I had a dollar store Otter Pop clone the other day.  Were I able to recall the complete line of Otter Pop cast members, I could tell you who it most resembled, but the only few I can remember are Jolly Green Giant, the pea flavored frozen confection and Mr. Peanut, the peanut flavored variety.  All others are now lost to me, hidden deep in the nether realms of my own brain, doing who knows what back there.  Along with lyrics of Eddie Murphy songs, dialogue from the Transformers Animated Movie, the only transmorphers movie worth seeing, Go-bots episodes, Lego instructions for Robin Hood's forest hideout, the unfun NES game Karnov, the script for the Sven's Teens pilot on HBO, homework assignments from the english class I dropped in college, the Legend of Zelda rap from the first issue of Nintendo Power than I ever read, T'Pau and every Pantone collection in alphanumerical order.  In late night talk news, the dude on the cover of this health newsletter looks like Matthew Maconnahay who coincidentally looks like a flipping hoser.  And you can see by the number of movies he's been in that hollywood has finally given up trying to make him a star.  Some people got it, most people don't.  Most people also don't get that nobody likes a one upper.  If someone is telling a story that they are obviously excited about, they don't want the person who is listening to all of a sudden pipe up about something they think is really cool or related or better or whatever.  Just shut up and wait for the other person to finish you stupid idiot.  Please develop some social awareness before you attempt another segment of human to human interaction.