Harry Potter and the Deathly Boredom

With the coming movie entitled Harry Potter and the Missing References, the book series comes to a dramatic, borrowed ending, which matches the rest of the dramatic borrowed series.  JK Rowling is a complete jackass.  I'm so glad that in the future where I come from, the books have largely been sold on ebay for haypennies on the dollar.  We in the future understand that books are books and that because something is in a book does not make it a real thing.  This is probably going to come as a shock to a few people, but there actually isn't a real JK Rowling.  She's just a character in a book.  She's the pretentious spoiled brat who claims that she's never been influenced by any other pieces of literature yet the book series she claims to have written is chock full of character archetypes, plot arcs and ideas that have come from other books, movies, videogames and furniture, not to mention mythology, album covers, bowhunting skills, apple computer and the internet.  Regardless if this JK Rowling is a real person, thank goodness that modern authors equate worldwide sales to quality and that JK Rowling sees herself as talented as Charles Dickens.  When Rowling dies and she goes to the same place that Harry Potter goes to when he fake dies, I hope she meets Dumbledore there because he'll say "You've pissed off a lot of good authors here by stealing their work.  Oh, and you're going to be devoured by demon crocodiles for a thousand years."  Then he's say "Ta Tau."