Opposites Akrunk

I was thinking about that song that Paula Abdul sings to that animated cat how they're such an item and stuff and he steals her covers while they sleep together, a human and an animated cat.  And I was thinking, "that's kind of weird you know."  And it is.  People aren't meant to be with doodles, I mean, animated cats.  It's the first law of cool world, I mean, our world.  Then I started thinking about other songs that talk about how people who shouldn't be together are still together and of course I thought about Good For Me, by singing sensation Amy Grant Gill and also of course, Still The One, by the irrepresible trash-country singer Shania Twain, who is single handedly responsible for making country trashy like christian music.  But of course how I can use the word irrepresible without mentioning the irresponsible Professor Xavier of the Xavier's School for Freak Children.  I mention him because I'm reading through a book that I already mentioned called House of M and the M in House of M does not stand for Xavier like I thought it would.  It actually stands for...no...I can't tell you.  Then you'd know everything.