For making me believe that you could be faith hill to me lets hear your speech now

I don't know know what my last entry was about, but it was something about how pathetic everyone in TV and film are.  Hahahha stupid losers.  I'm sure it's important to them what they're wearing to a party, but to me, someone with real problems and real piranhas, they just look silly.  If I could have one wish...actually that reminds me of something that is so stupid.  Faith hill has this song from years ago called something or other, but the lyrics start off like this:  If I could grant you one wish/I wish you could see the way you kiss/blah blah blah.  I know it's beyond Faith Hill's abiilty to write a good song so she turned to her crack team of ace writers to come up with this paradox.  She says she wants to grant a wish, then in the very next phrase she says she wants to wish.  So who's granting and who's wishing?  I would rewrite this pathetic song, but it's waste of my wishgranting abilities.  Or maybe she's talking to herself while she's making out with herself.  If she's making out with herself and talking to herself, then it all makes grammtical sense.  She wishes she could see herself kissing herself.  And who wouldn't wish for that?  Alright faith hill, you've made a...believer...out of me.  In other news, the 5th age of blogging hasn't started yet because there's nothing else interesting related to faith hill to write about.  But I guess I could blog about my next great culture experiment.  It's called The Green Bottle's Food Revolution.  We're going to look at homemade food by proud little grandmas and then criticize it until they don't want to cook anymore.  We've already shot 13 episodes.  Very entertaining.  But it's over now.  Go on and take a bow.