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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Schiz Gordon

Being a unadmitted schizo has it's priveledges.  But since I'm not a schizo I don't even know what you're talking about.  I'm currently doing some production work for my new record label called Punkd Rock Records.  If you have any music you want worked on, let me know in the comments section of this blog as that is the most official way to contact someone that you want to work with on an album.  But seriously, I'm not schizo, I just have lots of people talking in my brain that may or may not be under my control.  That reminds me of this one joke I heard:  Knock Knock--Who's there?  Me.  Me who?  Me you.  Hahahahahaha.  See, if you're the only person talking, that joke is super funny.  Lets see, in anime news, there is no news.  In web design news, the web is boring now.  Have you noticed all tech news sites look basically the same?  And all search engines just pull from google so the results are all the same.  Except www.cuil.com.  That is the best magazine style results page search engine ever created.  For instance, if you search for Flash Gordon, you will get results like "Flash Games" and Flash Actionscripting.  But nowhere does it mention the greatest movie soundtrack of all time.  I'm talking about Flash Gordon's soundtrack in case you didn't pick up the transition.  Remember that in the savage future of intergalactic space, if you are confronted by armed guards, line up like you're playing football and instead of shooting you, they'll attempt to play football with you and you can easily overpower them.  That is the lesson from the savage future.  Gordon out.

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