Sven's Teens

Goodness what is that on your face?  That's what Norman Flont asked Rachel Ray when she was cooking her trademark Yam and Eel Coconut Torte.  Rachel didn't know what was going on though.  Norman was just there as a guest.  I had a subway the other day, and even though it didn't taste like Jared Fogle, it was alright.  My friends the subway gnomes made it and left it in front of my door in the morning.  But next time you stupid gnomes don't make the sandwich 15 hours in advance and leave it outside in the sultry rain.  It was all wilted and sogged.  Lousy stupid gnomes.  And don't put so many yellow peppers in it next time.  I swear if I've told them once I've told them a hundred and seventeen times.  That reminds me, I used to read a magazine called Sven's Teens.  It was about Sven's Teens who had super powers.  One could parallel park any vehicle, one could make popcorn go into his mouth using only his hands, one could sing really good, one could change the channel with any remote that was preconfigured for the specific tv, one could remember things pretty good and that last one, Sven, liked computers.  I remember one of their episodic misadventures, they were babysitting the neighbor's baby, but the baby got out and it turns out it was a genius baby and when the bad guys came to try and steal the baby, they always just ended up hurting themselves.  Sven's Teens were safe at home though.   They were having an argument about which show was better, Balky goes to Jail or Ernest goes to Camp.  In the end they decided to check on the baby, but the baby had built a large protocannon and atomized Sven's Teens into atoms.