Changing times, changing pretzels

I was trying to catch up onthe last 7 years of Marvel Comics by reading some of the major transformative trades that affect the general marvel universe such as House of M, Civil War, Annihilation etc.  And maybe it's because I'm grown up to full adulthood, but most of what I read just seemed really silly.  Not to mention they changed the way almost everyone looks and I can't stand crap like that.  Drax the Destroyer is not a little dude, he's a huge Hulk of a Beast.  Thanos of Titan is purple.  Not like almost a purple hue, but purple.  Anyway, stuff changes I guess.  People change.  Lives change.  Times change.  But one thing that does not change is my loathing for all things social networking.  And that includes farmville and mafia wars.  Also what does not change is the love between a man a freshly made pretzeldog.  And that will never change.