A word to the witless

Facebook should be called Wastebook because of all the government spending.  I watched The Terminator last night and I couldn't help picturing Arnold as the Terminator of California.  That movie was so good.  You're terminated.  The girl from that bizarre beauty and the beast played the part well, and also the beast from that movie was also good as The Terminator Beast.  The Beauty and the Beast show was weird.  I remember watching the pilot air on DVD for the first time on TV and I thought it was a weird show.  I still remember the names of the two characters though, Beauty and Beast.  That's how much I love that show.  Another show I watched last night, which was after my own heart, was The Worst Movies of the Year with the At The Movies blokes.  It was good.  I love watching movies get panned because the truth is, they all suck in some degree or another.  Transformers 2 was lame.  The first one was lame as well.  Or should I say "Bring the Lame."  So stupid.  The Ugly Truth is lame.  That movie with those 2 well known dudes and the one who isn't well known but wants to be, who at the end of the commercial is singing to a man dressed in a giant panda suit.  Is that not lame?  Yes, it's lame.  But in the words of Maximus "Are you not entertained?"  They're making these crap movies for someone out there in americatown.  Also in the words of Maximus "Senator Gracchus will be reinstated."  I also watched Beveryday Bland with your hostess Jimminy Cricketto who was basically nice basically like before and basically her entire life.  Just remember that if you're cool enough to be filmed drinking pomagranattinis at a handcrafted glitzy bar set, you're basically nice.