Wind it all around

You've come here for years to read the latest news and reviews of things like movies, comic books and yogurt commercials.  Which, while I'm on the topic, can we please ban all yoplait commercials, but most of all the beyond non-funny ones with the dude who wishes he was his own wife?  That guy needs to get punched in the face with his own fist.  Please, guy, be a freaking guy and set a good example for the rest of us guys that enjoy yogurt.  The other problem with commercials is that there are even commercials.  I know what you're thinking right now though, you're thinking, "Hey blogger dude with strong opinions about everything, if there were no commercials, what would you blog about?  Huh?  HUH?"  Well, random internet guy who is reading about my reading of your thoughts, you'd be right.  And nothing would make me more happy.  It's a closely guarded secret, but the truth is that I do not enjoy blogging.  I loathe it.  In fact I loathe it so much I can't even fin