What I saw at the super 8

I was staying at a super 8 motel this one time, I think it was in, lets see, I think it was in nashville or perhaps pittsburgh and I was staying there.  Anyway, what I saw was, I saw, lets see, I saw a thing, let me think, it was thing with, yes, with some things on it.  Anyway, that's what I saw.  Look, I like JJ Abrams as much as the next dork, but seriously, life is already viral enough, please spend more time and money making movies and not viral ads related to those movies.  Or just stop making movies altogether because, out of the two movies that I seen of yours, only two of them were any good.  Those are of course, The Goonies and Greyskull:The legend of Conan.  I drank a V8 and at the bottom of it said "Look to the Super 8."  Is that some kind of clue or something?  I mean, super 8s are really popular right now partly because of the motels and also because it's travel season right now.  The point is that movies are so desperate to win back some of their videogame revenues, they are going to do anything, even if that means killing large sections of the population that like videogames to bring the overall ratio of videogame people to movie people down.  Because we know that they cannot make a movie good enough to win back their lost audience.  Look at last year's movies.  The top grossing movie of last year was Will and Grace Fight Club which was pretty awesome by the way, but it only brought in 17 dollars even though it opened across almost 19,000 screens nationwide.  So the point is that movies still suck even if you try to hide that by making some ridiculous viral buzz on youtube about it.  The only viral thing that matters is the fat kid falling off the diving board.  Nothing else matters except that fat kid.