I don't facebook

Like I just mentioned, I'm not on facebook.  In fact I think it's so utterly and completely lame that the only thing that approaches the lamnicity of facebook is yahoo news and fandango.  All of those social networking websites or "webites" for short, are the same.  Oh wait, I just got an email from facebook, lets see what it says.  Ah, someone I used to know from 100 years ago is looking for milk at the corner market.  I'm so glad I know that.  Now I know, with a surety of knowledge, that the person I knew from the beforetime is looking for milk.  I can now be at peace for I know that the universe is at peace.  Well, that was just a facsimile of the real thing.  But that is the kind of thing facebook and twitface are good for.  Blogs on the other hand are also good for nothing.  Actually, it's quite funny, people can no longer sit still long enough to read through a blog entry so we've shortened communication down to a mere sentence.  I wonder if people can sit still long enough to read through a twit?  I wonder if you're even still reading this extremely long blog entry.