What is this feeling takin' over?

What happened to Miss Issippi?  Miss Keep Your Distance.  It's true, I'm a fan of Justin Guano from the first season of...American Idol with your host, judge, sponsor and executioner Ryan Seacrest.  But I'll miss you most of all scarecrow.  That reminds me, I saw a movie poster at the movies and it had something to do with a common table condiment, I think it was Salt perhaps.  And the tagline was "What is Salt?"  It was just stupid because everyone knows what Salt is, it's a food additive.  One moment please.  My liveblogging friend Marcus Patterwhipe has just informed me that the tagline isn't "What..." but rather "Who", and that does change things now doesn't it.  But who doesn't like change.  I like change.  You like change too or you wouldn't be here at this moment at my blog looking at my words getting your up to date accurate news and weather reports and movie and tv and board game reviews.  If you didn't like change, you'd be at one of the other blog news sites like newegg or blogs.cnet.news.com or something more conventional.  But you wanted something more.  Something more better than what they offer.  And that's good.  Change is good, like when the  ABC network got bought out by Fox and Fox dumped the whole ABC lineup.  And then Fox went out of business entirely and was replaced by the Veronica Mars Network.