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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Please Please Pleeeeeaase

I believe it's magic. If you ever want to hear the best song in any movie soundtrack you should download Please Please Please by the ghostbusters. It's awesomastic! I was at work today and I was bored almost to the point of thinking about teenypop music. How embarrastic. So how's everybody been doing? I'm doing well. Frumix is also doing well. Smeagol is weird and likes weird stuff. Oh Smeegz, I'm just "joking". Get it? I have a joke: Why did the Smeagol cross the road? To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Me neither. I get the Sacramento Bee. But I also get the chinese newspaper only it's in Korean with Japanese subtitles. Ashlee Simpson and her stupid cohort that idiot canuck the other girl, these 2 idiots aren't hardcore. They aren't punk. They aren't rockers. Their music isn't rock or punk or darkwave or tribal or house or new age or fusion or metal. It's pop. It's just pop music made to look hard. They are freaking poptarts who prositutionalize themselves to the RIAA. And the RIAA is interested. It looks like those 2 clown girls did it again. What a bunch of clowns. Lose the spoon! I mean, lose the crappy pop music! Usher RULZ!

5 Comments:

Blogger Jules said...

The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be!

October 27, 2004 at 9:56 PM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

Pop music is hard, don't you remember Wilson-Phillips, and now look how hard that Carnie Wilson is, she's so hard they cut out part of her tummy, and now she's popular again.

October 27, 2004 at 10:14 PM

 
Blogger The Reimbursor said...

Carnie Wilson is a grit. But more than that, she's a beautiful person who like so many washed-up celebrities that instead of working to lose weight, she'd sidestep the whole challenge and cheat her way into a size 4. What a bunch of clowns. Once I had a love and it was a gas, then turned out had a heart of glass. Pop music sucks, except for Melt the guns. And Down in the Cockpit.

October 27, 2004 at 10:22 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

Since you're too cool to blog, you should read the new White Ninja because it's funny.

October 30, 2004 at 10:59 AM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

Warning: The Green Bottle will now be updated on a weekly basis. Please plan accordingly, but please also make fun of the Reimbursor at the same time.

October 30, 2004 at 11:20 PM

 

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