A trade meeting? What in the fizzlebeef is a trade meeting?

I have a trade meeting tomorrow. It's at a Red Lion Inn. I like those Inns and their fine French Milled Soap. Those soaps bring a high price on the soap market. If you can find one, that is. I once had the greatest collection of fine Motel soaps known to man. But Frumix stole it from me and left them all in a bathtub so they got all gross with Frumix water. The authorities were powerless. My collection was reduced to a ghost of a shadow of a nothing. The Nothing has you. So, I'm going to get some French Milled soap at this Red Lion and not even The Frumix can stifle me.

In other news, most of what I just said isn't true. Frumix actually had his own collection too. But it contained the incredible amber colored Glycerin soap bartered off a seedy motel in a small port town, of which there was no comparison.