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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

In the western town of deasflfs....

Let me be parficulatory for one moment. What's everyone's damage? Just because you haven't blogged since the beginning of the Magnesium age doesn't mean you can take your damage out on my trusty blog. In other news, Bush won the election just like I've been saying. So, now ABC should give me a TV spot/endorsement because I'm a political blogger and I think I know about politics and magic and science and magic science. I've been thinking about my blog and I will continue to do so. I remember one day when Frumix and his pyra friend showed our family how to blow-up army guys with pewter and matches. I remember another time with Frumix threw a handful of well-known cheesy cracker goodness into the car of a complete psycho. I only wish I had thought of it first. Because then I would have eaten the cheesy-goodness. Don't touch my cheesy-selects.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

Are you endorsing a particular brand of cheesy-goodness crackers by saying, "Get Your Own Box!" Cause I thought non-endorsement living was what thegreenbottle was all about.

November 3, 2004 at 7:20 PM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

As for these "rumors" about these "alleged" events perpetrated by "frumix", well let me just say they are "true".

And for only $19.99 you to can have frumix come and demonstrate for your family on Monday nights. And for only $4.99 more he will bring some "questionable" music for play on a tape player.

November 3, 2004 at 7:29 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

I hope this questionable music doesn't involve an zombie zoos.

November 3, 2004 at 8:30 PM

 

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