What a bunch of clowns

I'm sitting at work, doing this thing stealthy. Like a ninja. Last night I watched some TV and played with my kids. I have 2 of them. Now the question is, did I mean kids or TV's? Well, actually it's both. Or bolth as some say. Some people also say warta instead of water and shtreet instead of street. What a bunch of clowns. I still haven't gotten past level 8 in the in famous curveball.