Recipe review: Starcraft 2: Broodlings Gone Wild

Well everyone, and I mean everyone, your favorite game is out this week, Starcraft 2 or as it's known down under, Starkraft 2.  It's a gem of a game.  It's got gems in the box, which is why at wallmarts they security wrap it.  Why else would they do this unless there were gems in the box.  I was talking with someone about it the other day and I said, I bet they're going to make some money on this game.  They said back to me, Who, walmart?  I said, no you buffoon, Blizzard, the people who made this game.  They said "What game?"  Then I realized that I was standing in the sporting goods section talking to someone I didn't know.  Sorry Mr. Old Man, but I like your hat! I said.  That's what I said as I quickly exited the guns and ammo aisle.  But the good part was that I made a friend.  I've been listening to some Clarkson lately.  Not that stupid American Idol loser Carey Clarkson either, Kelly Clarkson the talented singer and songwriter.  In science news though, have you heard about this, because of lack of quality programming and other options like sports and eating, TV is going out of business.  That's right, when they cut shows worth watching like The Cake Makers, The Cake Bakers, Caking, How to Make Cakes  and all those other cake shows, they're going to lose viewership.  People would rather watch people eat than watch people watching people eat.  It's a complex theory of differential equations, but the point is that nobody likes TV because it sucks.  First TV, next the internet will go out of business and then everything will be easier.