Face book

Have you seen the one tv show called "The Work Building?"  It's a funny send-up of everything that happens in a regular office including people without shoes on, people without feet on, office bromance and romance, the boss and the underlings and so much more.  Anyway, there's a character on there named Dwayne and he's really funny because he's kind of a funny guy that wants to be king.  He's kind of neurotic and is in love with another dude's wife.  I was thinking about it and the fact is that we all work with someone like Dwayne Shoot.  I do.  She sits in the aisle over from me and she's a neurotic narcissist just like everyone else on facebook.  The point I'm making in this long drawn-out saga is that people on facebook are narcissists plain and simple.  You post stuff on there and then you wait for someone to see what you wrote.  You put a picture on there and wait for someone to see what you look like.  You do stuff and then wait to see what people say about you.  It's like you have a crush on yourself.  You're all just self-stalking yourselves on your own facebook accounts.  Ooooh!  What'd they say about me?!  Now there's nothing wrong with a little unrestrained narcissism, but I just feel like it's gotten out of hand with all this thefacebook.com stuff.  I mean just like raptor means bird, face means "in love with your own face."  So stop being in love with your own face.  I guess that's why they changed it from "Myface" to "myspace" because of the real meaning of the word face.  If they would change the name to be spacebook, we would just could have avoided all this business in the first face.