Whinos and Rhinos

It doesn't take a whino to know that blogging is for idiots.  But enough about whinos.  I'd like to shift this discussion to rhinos.  Did you know that a fullgrown rhino is 19% more likely to access the internet than it's primate counterparts?  That is real science from real scienceologists.  So many times my email inbox gets filled up by people asking what my take on this and that are.  So I'll tell you.  This is a fine word;  that, however adds little value to a sentence.  Other peoples are asking what I think about how the presidential race is shaping up.  Well, like I've been saying for hundreds of years, the quickest way to win an election is to promise space colonies.  Nobody wants to live on Earth anymore and space is the place.  The moon is a fine start.  I mean, wouldn't it be cool to look up at full-moon and see the lights of a city or something.  Mars is another good candidate, the red planet, or what has become known lately as The Cake Planet because it's made of a frosting like substance that is actually edible.  So, The Cake Planet is great, but Jupiter and Saturn are not at this point hospitable to oxygen breathing humans.  And the rest of the planets that nobody cares about, maybe they'd work, maybe not.  Maybe bot.  And finally  Pluto, the reject.  It would make a fine planet for the ice people from that movie Ice People Dance Good.