Compute compute

I just computed in from the coast and boy is my brain tired.  This computing is making me thirsty.  I watched a seinfeld episode marathon on Saturday.  It was one of these single episode marathons.  I loved it.  Really brought back some memories.  Well, Oprah has finally kicked the bucket.  The show, not the person, that is.  Oprah has been a mainstay in Cooking Television for almost my entire life.  Who could forget when she and Gail drove across America in search of the best pizza and then when they got back to the studio, they ate the pizza.  That was just classic-and classy.  And that's what I love about Oprah.  How she pushes her liberal agenda.  I mean, the nice things she does for her guests.  Like take them to AUSTRALIA!  SCREAMING AND SCREAMING!  I mean, who can replace her.  There is only one person, and that one person is either Barbara Walters and Katie Colic and Matt Lauer too, all rolled into a binary person.  If not that "amalgam" of people, then Rosie the Robot who was a faithful house servant to the Jetsons for all those years.  She, like Oprah, has amazing things to say.  Sure thing Mr. J!