The life and times of Rodgen Stillbut

Nobody knows cooking shows like ol' Rodgen.  As a producer on a number of award winning shows like "Cooking with Apes", "Food with Norman Recog" and "Tulsa on 3 mice a day", Rodgen knows a winner when he sees one.  That is to say, when he hears one, as he is blind in one eye and the other eye is missing.  So I couldn't "curb your [my] enthusiasm" for this one of a kind food show producer when he used his communicator box and his remaining good arm to signal to me that my show will be the next big hit on his up and coming food network competitor, which is going to be named "Meals on the Tube" network.  Pretty catchy name, isn't it?  So that was my good news.  The other good news is that Sven's Teens will be made into a movie by that powerhouse team Michael Bay and Will Smith.  I am pretty excited about that.  The last Michael Bay movie I saw was pretty awesome and original and non predicatable and not so full of gratuitous skin shots and violence that I couldn't even pretend to enjoy it.  Of course I'm referring to Avatormers.  It was so cool, the one kid, who is super famous now for being a bad actor, gets transduced into the body of this giant robot alien which transmorphs into a human man.  In this form, he must try and integrate into their society and prove himself by completing several human rituals like BBQing and videogames.  He's successful of course as a human played by an alien robot played by a human and it's that tricky dynamic between he and his costar that the movie is so successful.