Continuation of the word awesome

I spoke briefly yesterday about how the word awesome now means the opposite of what it's intended to mean.  And how a funny facebook status is not awesome.  Then I made a remark about colliding galaxies being truly awesome.  Which they are.  Another thing that is truly awesome is that video of the guy who gets his head stuck in an elephant's butt.  I mean, how could he not get anything he wanted anywhere he goes?  He could walk in starsux and order a large venti gucci spiced mocha lattecino and then say "By the way, I'm the elephant butt guy" and they would just hand it over and say, "this is on us sir."  Overpriced coffee based beverages, cars, houses, that guy could get anything he wants.  Zombies are also completely overused.  Like I said before, once they make it into mainstream commercials, that's it.  Zombies have been in ford commercials, zombie movie commercials and zombie videogame commercials.  That all equates to too much zombie boringness.  It's all just kind of old now.  It's like the dude who keeps telling the same joke over and over again sometimes within mere minutes of previously telling it.  It's just not funny anymore.  Time to get some new material zombies.