A funny story

Looks like someone's finally catching up.  I've been saying it for years--people on facebook are narcissists.  Now there's even a book about it.  It should be my book.  It's called Narcisisstbook.com:  How Facebook makes a narcissist out of everyone.  But since I didn't write it, I won't be getting much of the royalties, only about 8.12teen percent.  Actually that reminds me of a funny story.  There was once a poor farmer wife's who was very curious about what her poor husband kept behind their locked closet door.  He would just tell her "You won't see anything dear."  Day after day, "You won't see anything dear."  Years went by, then some more days, then another year and 3 months.  "You won't see anything dear."  Finally, she decided to steal his key while he was sleeping, which he kept around his neck.  She crept up to the closet door, slowly inserted the key into the keyhole, turned it as quietly as possible until it went *click*.  She began to turn the handle when she heard a familiar sound behind her.  "You won't see anything dear."  She turned around and her husband took out her eyeballs and put them in a box next to their bed.  The end.